I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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