Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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