I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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