ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I pour the whiskey from now on
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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