Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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