I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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