his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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