I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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