let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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