so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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