I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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