Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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