I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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