I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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