capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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