We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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I need you to use more vowels.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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