Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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