Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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