He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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