Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize