Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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