this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We need to rekindle our bromance
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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