i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I'm really busy with my period
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