We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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