Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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