I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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