What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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