Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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