I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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