I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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