watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We left the knife in your bed.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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