hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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