But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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