guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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