Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the day after is always just damage control
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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