we're blogging at a bar
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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