I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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