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you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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