i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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