They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Your penis caused this!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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