so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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