How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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