Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
no you cant smoke seaweed
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Is Oprah even human
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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