i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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