We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I will pee on everything he values.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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