my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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