problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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