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(612): View more from Minnesota

hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good

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who is this?

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jesse's little brother

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(612): hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good (651): who is this? (612): jesse's little brother http://tfl.nu/8x0e

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soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.

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(724): soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices. http://tfl.nu/oyfa

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(914): View more from New York

ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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(914): ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol http://tfl.nu/wxs2

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(252): View more from North Carolina

im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note

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(252): im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note http://tfl.nu/eb9t

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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.

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(469): I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep. http://tfl.nu/j5ig

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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.

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(703): Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience. http://tfl.nu/jxin

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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.

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(320): That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying. http://tfl.nu/lgsw

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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.

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(973): I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning. http://tfl.nu/dg43

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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.

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(201): she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork. http://tfl.nu/ogci

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(530): View more from California

Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.

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(530): Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle. http://tfl.nu/p5r3

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(303): View more from Colorado

Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?

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(303): Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week? http://tfl.nu/361o

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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate

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(804): I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate http://tfl.nu/clkd

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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????

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5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal

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(617): she's five days sober.....are those consecutive???? (781): 5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal http://tfl.nu/ppjn

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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!

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(435): I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!! http://tfl.nu/1ljj

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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.

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(610): she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners. http://tfl.nu/yd21

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