glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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