I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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